"A down on his luck Irishman in London decides to play snooker for money."
Bob Geldof
as Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Mel Smith
as Billy Evans
Alison Steadman
as Doreen
P.H. Moriarty
as Mike the Throat
Alfred Molina
as DC Rogers
James Marcus
as DC Fleming
Phil Daniels
as Terry
Kate Hardie
as Sue
Ian Dury
as Teddy Bryant
David Howey
as Brad Brookie
Ray Winstone
as Timmy
A.J. Clarke
as Mouthy
Albie Woodington
as Paul
Jack Eden
as Fat Ernie
Ron Cook
as 'The Wasp'
David Squire
as Ken McDonald
Alun Armstrong
as Blackpool Police Sergeant
Stefan Escreet
as Young Constable
Bill Rourke
as Blackpool Constable
John Salthouse
as Guest Commentator
Ted Lowe
as Commentator - Himself
Prunella Gee
as Interviewer
Kenny Ireland
as TV Director
Stephen Churchett
as TV Announcer
Vivienne Ritchie
as Make-Up Girl
Freddie Davies
as Referee
John Benfield
as Contestant
George Phillips
Stan Taylor
as Committee Member
Harry Scott
as Jimmy the Spiel
Eric Richard
as Poker Player
Jimmy Tippet
as The Dealer
Patsy Houlihan
as Pete Phelan
Keith O'Keefe
as The Marker
Cassian Hall
as Young Hustler
Robert Austin
as Doreen's Client
Mark Jordon
as Hooligan
Tony Calvert
John Reed
Adam Warren
John Blundell
as Terry's Friend
Norman Bacon
as Tailor
Jude Alderson
as Girl
Gene October
as Tattooed Man
Reginald Stewart
as Billy's Clerk
John Turner
as Car Repossessor
Alan Davidson
Terry Andrews
as Weighbridge Clerk
Martin Jackson
as Publican
John Williams
as Himself
Danny Adds
Les Blair
Director
G.F. Newman
Writer
