"An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier."
Jean Gabin
as Count Enguerand de Montignac,aka 'Legrain'
Paul Mercey
as Pellot
Louis de Funès
as Félicien Mézeray
Yves Barsacq
as Postman
Dominique Davray
as Suzanne Mézeray
Henri Virlogeux
as Dubois, tax collector
Hubert Deschamps
as Professor Mortemont
Jean-Pierre Darras
as Lucien, postman
Patrick Préjean
as Detective #1
Joe Warfield
as Larsen
Donald von Kurtz
as Smith
Ibrahim Seck
as Valet of Mézeray / Butler
Pierre Maguelon
Pierre Tornade
as Brigadier
Lyne Chardonnet
as Valérie Mézeray
Pierre Guéant
as Richard Mézeray
Michel Tureau
as TV director
Michel Barbey
as Pilot of the helicopter
Jacques Richard
as Castle pillager
Jackie Blanchot
as Pillager #1
Jack Bérard
as Pillager #3
Pierre Mirat
as Minister
Renate Birgo
as Assistant TV director
Danielle Durou
as Justine Pellot
Micheline Luccioni
as Innkeeper
Bernard Mongourdin
as
Max-Jean Fournel
as Chauffeur
Maurice Jacquin
Producer
Denys de La Patellière
Director
Pascal Jardin
Dialogue
Georges Garvarentz
Original Music Composer
Ralph Baum
Alphonse Boudard
Screenplay
Sacha Vierny
Director of Photography
Claude Durand
Editor
Myriam Baum
Assistant Editor
Production Manager
Bernard Stora
Second Assistant Director
Yvonne Gasperina
Makeup Artist
Pierre Charron
Set Dresser
Mario Sua
Orchestrator
Marc Desages
Assistant Decorator
Henri Vergnes
Assistant Set Dresser
Gérard Cogan
Special Effects
Maurice Terrasse
Property Master
Fernand Janisse
Sound Assistant
Writer
Jean-Paul Schwartz
Camera Operator
Jacques Cottin
Wardrobe Assistant
Marcel Corvaisier
Anatole Paris
Pierre Darçay
Unit Manager
Jean Rieul
Sound
Yves Agostini
Assistant Camera
Colette Crochot
Script Supervisor
M.J. Coignard-Helison
Robert Demollière
Administration
Michel de Broin
Pierre Li
Annie Marolt
Dresser
Louis Manella
Assistant Unit Manager
Marcel Dolé
Still Photographer
Jacky Bouban
Eugène Moineau
Presenter
Robert Clavel
Production Design
Jean Vergne
Props
Marco Pico
First Assistant Director