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Eleanor Newman
as Ash
Emily Skeen
as Sam
John P. Crowley
as The Game Warden
Doug Field
as Ivan
Lloyd Kaufman
as Sexy Spaceman From The Future
Gary Kent
as Gary
Kevin Corn
as Hunter with Bow
Carole Schmitt
as Golden Beatriz
J.J. Weber
as Hunter with Machete
Scott Kimbrough
as Hunter with Crossbow
Kyle Seipp
as Hunter with Knife
Ray L. Perez
as Golden Gabriel on the Cross
Lonnie Seipp
as Hunter with Hook
Chris Calilung
as Silver Danilo
Yane Carvalho
as Golden Julianna
Michelle Mendiola
as Silver Luisa
Nerinda Pennington
as Sheila The Aussie Chef
Morgan Faber
as Hunter with Axes
Nathaniel Hendricks
as Sexy Space Invader From Mars
Justin Henry
as Chuckles
Mike McCutchen
as Sexy Birthday Clown
Rosemary Newman
as Adorable Birthday Girl
Director
Drew Guajardo
Story
Writer
Drew Thomas
Zedrick Hamblin DiMenno
Cinematography
German Suane
Music
Editor
