"A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab."
Keaton Shaffer
as Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
Seth Buraglio
as Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
Will
as Newscaster 1
Leo
as Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
Roman
as Podcaster 1
Gannon
as Rapscallion
Micah
as Passenger Rapscallion
Mary
as Driver Rapscallion
Carrie
as John's Mom
Anthony
as Robert Rodriguez
Christian
as The Crablantian Crown
Director
Writer
Producer
Editor
Director of Photography
Camera Operator
Gaffer
