"Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship."
Damon Wayans
as Lewis Scott
Daniel Stern
as Mike O'Hara
Dan Aykroyd
as Jimmy Flaherty
Gail O'Grady
as Carol O'Hara
Christopher McDonald
as Coach Kimball
Paul Guilfoyle
as Kevin O'Grady
Adam Hendershott
as Tommy O'Hara
Scott Lawrence
as Ted Hennison
Deion Sanders
as Self
Bill Walton
Gerard 'Gus' Williams
as Derrick Lake
Ted Rooney
as Tony Sheppard
Vladimir Cuk
as Lurch
Keith Gibbs
as Terry Kirby
Joe Mingle
as Referee
Peter A. Hulne
as Pat 'Patty' Fitzsimmons
Patrick Hulne
as Tim 'Timmy' Fitzsimmons
Will Lyman
as Rich Man
George MacDonald
as Reporter
Bob Cousy
Judd Apatow
Writer
Roger Birnbaum
Producer
Tom DeCerchio
Director
Colin Quinn
Story
G.A. Aguilar
Stunts
Ray Fisher
Leadman
Hubert de La Bouillerie
Editor
Mary Claire Hannan
Costume Design
Jonathan Glickman
Executive Producer
Charles J.D. Schlissel
Oliver Wood
Director of Photography
Ferne Cassel
Casting
Michael Waxman
Associate Producer
Stephen Marsh
Production Design
Jill Brown
Linda Perlin
Basil Poledouris
Original Music Composer