"A man's enthusiastic penis starts talking to him, getting him into awkward situations and convincing everyone he tells that he's completely insane."
Griffin Dunne
as Bert Uttanzi
Ellen Greene
as Annette Uttanzi
Kelly Bishop
as Mrs. Aramis
Carey Lowell
as Janet Anderson
Kim Flowers
as Corazon
Bill Raymond
as Humphrey
David Alan Grier
as Peter Conklin
Kara Glover
as Juliette
Rocco Sisto
as Art Strong
Nancy Giles
as Martella
Robert LaSardo
as Tony
Craig T. Nelson
as Peter Aramis
Mark Linn-Baker
as Him (voice)
Jarrod Gormick
as Bert Jr.
Samuel E. Wright
as Paramedic 1
Leslie Ayvazian
as Paramedic 2
Mary Bergman
as Pretty Woman
John Sacco
as Artchitect
Toukie Smith
as Deli Delilah
Darryl Fong
as Chinese Delivery Boy
James Lally
as Clerk
Steven Marcus
as Friend
Michael Earl Reid
as Homeless Man 1
Dan Moran
as Homeless Man 2
Tracey Loggia
as Sales Lady
Rick Kelly Jr.
as Man in Dress Shop
Mary Ellen Ford
as Saleswoman
John McLearen
as Customer
Anita Sklar
Nancy Bagnall
as Woman on Street
Rene Rivera
as Jose - Limo Driver
Jodie Markell
as Eileen
James A. Baffico
as Stu Gazzo
Justin Williams
as David
Paula Raflo
as Hooker
Laura Esterman
as Bag Lady
Frederick Neumann
as Priest
Jolie Benett
as Blonde in Church
Connie Baker
as Art's Wife
Cortland Jessup
as Humphrey's Wife
William De Acutis
as Elliot
Tyler York
as Stu Gazzo's Wife
Deborah Arters
as Architect's Wife
John Bowman
as Waiter
Reg E. Cathey
Charles Halden
Ernesto Gasco
as Spanish Cook
John Baray
as Cook
Lisbeth Bartlett
as News Reporter
Barbara Allen
as Dancing Secretary
Carol Clements
Alison Fraser
Alisa Gyse
Mary Ann Kellogg
Gretchen MacLane
Kathi Moss
Jana Schneider
Karen Shallo
Christine Uchida
Rita Jo Westfall
Lillias White
Charlayne Woodard
Nora York
Peter Boruchowitz
as Security Guard (uncredited)
Diana Pokorny
Production Manager
Howard McMaster
First Assistant Director
Julie A. Bloom
Second Assistant Director
Carolyn Jacobs
Script Supervisor
Blair Bellis Mohr
Production Coordinator
Ilse Schwarzwald
Jane Rosenberg
Assistant Production Coordinator
Sam Goldrich
Production Consultant
Walter Pucker
Post Production Coordinator
Debbie DeVilla
Assistant Art Director
Gretchen Rau
Set Decoration
David Gulick
Set Dresser
Jennifer Ingram
Victor J. Zolfo
Tommy Allen
Property Master
Jem Cohen
Props
Timothy Main
Construction Coordinator
Steve Drellich
Camera Operator
Holly Heinzmann
First Assistant Camera
Jamie Maxtone-Graham
Second Assistant Camera
Steve Sands
Still Photographer
Felipe Borrero
Sound Mixer
Alexandra Baltarzuk
Boom Operator
Anthony Starbuck
Morris Flam
Gaffer
Mike Papadopoulos
Best Boy Electric
Kevin Murphy
Electrician
John McElwain
Key Grip
Arthur Blum
Dolly Grip
James Boniece
Grip
Kathryn Bihr
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Elizabeth Hickox
Wardrobe Supervisor
Barbara Palmer
Tova Barth
Editor
Joanna Jimenez
Assistant Editor
Lilli von Otting
Sound Editor
Babette Fürbringer
Foley Editor
Iris Kracher
Willi Kluth
Sound Effects
Hans-Walter Kramski
Bernd Schmiedl
Milan Bor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Randall Balsmeyer
Visual Effects Supervisor
Paul Rivoche
Matte Painter
Music Consultant
Choreographer
Annie Stewart
Location Manager
Ellen Lewis
Casting
Bonnie Finnegan
Klaus Doldinger
Original Music Composer
Raimund Barthelmes
Eugenie Bafaloukos
Costume Designer
Suzanne Cavedon
Production Design
Helge Weindler
Director of Photography
G. Mac Brown
Line Producer
Dieter Meyer
Production Supervisor
Alberto Moravia
Novel
Doris Dörrie
Adaptation
Michael Juncker
Warren Leight
Screenstory
Screenplay
Director