"Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune."
Fiona Allen
as Sandra
Sophie Thompson
as Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
as Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
as Victor
Geri Halliwell
as Paige
James Dreyfus
as Fidor
Naomi Campbell
as Sales Assistant
Angus Deayton
as Maurice
Hugh Dennis
as Immigration Officer
Les Dennis
as MC
Tom Goodman-Hill
as Baz
Michael Greco
as Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
as Himself
Ralf Little
as Milkman
Dolph Lundgren
as Randy
Burt Kwouk
as Dalai Lama
Ahmet Mekin
as Waiter 1
Timur Ahmet
as Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
as Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
as Butler
Sarah Cawood
as TOTP Presenter 1
Colin Murray
as TOTP Presenter 2
as Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Steve Punt
as Immigration Officer 1
as Immigration Officer 2
Simon Farnaby
as Ventriloquist
Ene Frost
as Recording Studio Mixer
Michael Howe
as UK Breakfast Presenter
Alison King
as Receptionist
Helen Lederer
as Hysterical UN Woman
Bruce Mackinnon
as Minion 1
Neil Maskell
as Policeman
Grant Masters
as E.R. Person
Henry Miller
as Dave
Johnny Myers
as American Journalist
Arthur Nightingale
as Gardener
Stuart Nurse
as Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
as Newsreader
Paul Putner
as Coach Driver
Erich Redman
as Dutch Journalist
Simon Roberts
as Horner Prize Presenter
Finlay Robertson
as Rickshaw Driver
Frank Rozelaar-Green
as French Driver
David Schneider
as Tanner
Shend
as Niarchos 2
John Thomson
as Foreman
Don Warrington
as General Secretary
Rainer Wiseman
as Postman
Naima Stevenson
as Office Worker
James Boyle
as Tom Cruise
Ed Bye
Director
William Osborne
Writer
John Brown
Producer
Charles Finch
Nigel Green
Executive Producer
Richard Johns
Line Producer
Luc Roeg
Mark Wybourn
Editor
Dan Hubbard
Casting
Grenville Horner
Production Design
Robinia Farnaby
Art Direction
David Walley
Sarah Kane
Set Decoration
Linda Alderson
Costume Design
Jo Adams
Makeup & Hair
Nathaniel De'Lineadeus
Effects Supervisor
Jo Grover
Makeup Artist
Prosthetics
Joan Hills
Makeup Designer
Susan Howard
Prosthetic Supervisor
Prosthetic Designer
Sam Ives
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Paul Mooney
Hairstylist
Sunita Parmar
Michelle Pianca
Unit Manager
Devina Artley
Third Assistant Director
Paul Cathie
Joe Geary
First Assistant Director
Andrea Slater
Second Assistant Director
Richard Barratt
Property Master
Grace Brook
Art Department Assistant
Kimberley Fahey
Petty Cash Buyer
Beverley Gerard
Props
Craig Gray
Construction Manager
Richard MacMillan
Nathan Middleton
Painter
Justine Angus
Dialogue Editor
Arthur Graley
Foley Editor
Julian Slater
Supervising Sound Editor
Alastair Widgery
Sound Mixer
Emma Brassfield
Costume Assistant
Steve Lucas
Special Effects
James Skinner
Visual Effects Supervisor
Ray De-Haan
Stunt Coordinator
Sarah Franzl
Stunt Double
Steve Griffin
Charles Jarman
Adam Kirley
Andreas Petrides
Stunts
Lee Sheward
Jamie Fowlds
Steadicam Operator
Martin Healey
Gaffer
Rob Holder
Assistant Camera
Bill Kaye
Still Photographer
Andy Mountain
Lighting Artist
Mike Parker
Camera Operator
Ben Raban
Grip Production Assistant
Robert Rabson
Electrician
David Taylor
Best Boy Grip
David Wall
Andy Young
Key Grip
Vanessa Baker
ADR Voice Casting
Brendan Donnison
Kelly Valentine Hendry
Casting Assistant
Daryl Jordan
Editorial Services
Alexandra Montgomery
Post-Production Manager
Crispin Buxton
Location Manager
Benjamin Greenacre
Jen Lambert
Medical Consultant
Anna Lee
Location Assistant
Greg Francis
Music Arranger
Mark Dilliway
Transportation Captain
Tim Jefferis
Transportation Coordinator
Hattie Bowering
Assistant Production Coordinator
Hannah Brown
Production Assistant
Matt Curtis
Title Designer
Julia Jones
Unit Publicist
Anja Kristiansen
Victoria Lorkin-Lange
Production Coordinator
Clea Tammes
Production Executive
John Sorapure
Director of Photography
David A. Hughes
Original Music Composer
Chris Lyons
Special Effects Makeup Artist