"Romantic comedy set against the story of a grudge football match between two pubs. The prize for the winner of the centenary match is the the closure of their opponent's bar. The Match was mainly filmed around Straiton in Ayrshire."
Max Beesley
as Wullie Smith
Isla Blair
as Sheila Bailey
James Cosmo
as Billy Bailey
Richard E. Grant
as Gorgeous Gus
Laura Fraser
as Rosemary Bailey
Ian Holm
as Big Tam
David Hayman
as Scrapper
Tom Sizemore
as Buffalo
Neil Morrissey
as Piss Off
David O'Hara
as Mechanic
Iain Robertson
as Danny Van Boy
Michael Nardone
as Dingus
Bill Paterson
as Tommy
Gary Lewis
as Dead Eye
Ron Donachie
as Happy Feet
Pierce Brosnan
as John MacGhee
Samantha Fox
as Patsy Kennedy
Sally Howitt
as Carol McGhee
Jonathan Watson
as Charlie
Andy Gray
as Arrow
Paul Doonan
as Lefty
Mark O'Hare
as Righty
Gary McCormack
as Growler
Hope Ross
as Anna Smith
Russell Barr
as Nancy No Pants
Chris Symes
as English Harry
Edward McQuillan
as Pasty Face
Alan Shearer
as Himself
Mick Davis
Director
Writer
Greg Powell
Stunt Coordinator
Colin Nicolson
Production Sound Mixer
Harry Gregson-Williams
Original Music Composer
Executive Producer
Nikki Brannan
Makeup Artist
Joe Barnett
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Heather Millington
Lucinda Thomson
Art Direction
Allan Scott
Producer
John Frankish
Production Design
Jeremy Zimmermann
Casting
Witold Stok
Director of Photography
Guymon Casady
Beau St. Clair
Robert Kosberg
Julie Dorrat-Keenan
Pam Downe
Costume Design
Kate Williams
Editor
Steve Golin
Lucy Sustar
Sound Editor