"Comedy about a shithead who tries to sell his baby for drugs."
Johnny Smith
as Jordan Cantwell
Erica Nicole Rothman
as Janeé Schlemson
Timothy Chivalette
as Harvey Donut
Carly J. Bauer
as Stephanie Cachupo
as Raneé Schlemson
Bill Mellen
as Walter Peacock
Timothy Day Slisky
as Dad
Rick Haymes
as Fran
Ebony Pullum
as Shanice
Justin Morieko
as Officer Choner
Tammy Jean
as Mega-Babe
Mike Morgen
as Dijo Djojovich
Peggy DiPaolo-Andres
as Mrs. Schlemson
Cody Wright
as Baby Dealer
Jason Knight
as Mark
Marlene Mancini
as Grandma Donut
Cynthia Vetrano
as Daphne
Joshua Isak
as Dewey Cachupo
Jack Julian
as Jack
Hal Cohen
as Brogenix Narrator
Kyle Gray
as Ripped Dude
Kimberly Bowden
as Angela's Model
Jim Chivalette
as Bundy
Jenna Kuerzi
as Clammy
Greg Kemp
as Marlow
Nick Colletta
as Security Guard
Leah Ruane
as Drug Dealer's Ho
Jeff Sharkey
as Cop#3
Robert Shearn III
Cathy Stomel
as Angela Häuse
Mike Sutton
as Cop #2
Jeffrey Wadhams
as Cop #1
John Whitehead
as Master P
Joe Wilson
as Solliver
Debbie D
as Naked Woman
Matt Doner
as Brogenix Guy
Jose Candelario
as Jorge Bungho
Andrew DiTusa
as Kid on Bike
Jordan DiMedio
as BaDingo's Guy
Tina Kia
as Pamela Skizwad
Michele Marinace
Cindy Spitko
as Tazel
Rebecca DeMarco
as Kassie
Stephen Carter Carlsen
as Murphy
Colin Yarck
Music
Thomas J. Valentino
Art Direction
Robert L. Mickles
Cinematography
Michael Wrongway
Director
