"Two brothers pose as women to avoid marrying a mobster's ugly daughter."
Mickey Rooney
as Rocky Mastrasso
Frank Fontaine
as Don Palermo
Jerry Lester
as Ricky Mastrasso
Billy Barty
as The Hawk
Tony Adams
as Vito
Socrates Ballis
as Henchman
Courtney Brown
as Ganster
Pauly Clash
as Gypsy
Maxine Coates
as Effie
Joe De Stefano
as Don Palermo's Son
Michael DeBeausset
as Capt. Gdinsky
Mike Falco
Clair Fontaine
as Guest
Templeton Fox
as Chieta
Oak R. Gentry
as Boat Owner
Muriel Jayne
as Rosa Palermo
Mal Jones
as Bumachek
William Kerwin
as Speedboat Owner
Marcia Knight
as Velma
Judy LaScala
as Lu Lu
Alice Lester
as Shower Guest
Frank Logan
as Dino
Art Luconto
Frank Luconto
Pete Luconto
Lou Marsh
as Chooch
Gertrude Marx
as Adele
Ann Moore
Henry Rischitelli
Joe E. Ross
as Gino
Michael Viola
Vi Lloyd Winston
as Maid
Danny Aiello
as (uncredited)
Bob Gordon
as Hood (uncredited)
William Grefé
Director
Producer
H. Edward Gibson
Director of Photography
Bob Hilliard
Writer
Woody King
Webb Eliscu
Music
Steve Cuiffo
Editor
Julio C. Chávez
Beard Bryant
Beverly McDermott
Casting
Steve Cohen
Assistant Camera
