"A boy, a girl, and the worst football team in Britain. You can't choose who you're going to fall in love with."
Martine McCutcheon
as Gertie Roberts
Alan Davies
as Donald Roberts
Adam Deacon
as Herbie Lane
Jamie Foreman
as Charlie McQueen
Brenock O'Connor
as David Roberts
Tom Owen
as Mr Blake
Ewen MacIntosh
as Derek Dobson
Daniel Hill
as Mr Travis
Lucy-Jane Quinlan
as Emelda
Tomi May
as Jeff Barnes
Mark Dymond
as Peter Batchelor
Anna Danshina
as Anoushka
Gareth Hale
as Dick Ellis
Danny Midwinter
as Tony Soper
TJ Herbert
as Roy Oliver
Ross Anderson
as Alan Stonebridge
Alex Woodhall
as Ginger Warburton
Betsy Blue-English
as Angie
Jim Conway
as Barry Stringer
Rav Wilding
as Policeman #1
Luke J.I. Smith
as Knuckles
Mark Griffin
as 'Brian' West Ham Manager
Joan Hodges
as Mrs. Meredith
Christopher Fosh
as Burly Steward
Jason Rhodes
as 'Robbo' West Ham Player
Steve M Kelly
Director
Warren Dudley
Writer
Adam Daniel
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
