"On the advice of his childhood hero, Robert R. Mutt embarks on a madcap adventure to attain the three keys to being a "somebody" - a girl, some money and a championship ring."
Joshua Peace
as Robert Mutt
Michael Madsen
as Clinton Manitoba
Stephen McHattie
as Fred Steinke
Dov Tiefenbach
as Hershey Hershenfield
Kristen Hager
as Cookie De Whitt
Liane Balaban
as Edna Kemperton
Greg Bryk
as Dixie
Dan Lett
as J. Amberson De Whitt
Tony Nappo
as Eugene 'Euge' Dillion
Julian Richings
as Dr. Pooseby
Boyd Banks
as Uncle Casper
Clark Johnson
as George
Martha Burns
as Dr. Elizabeth
Paula Boudreau
as Winifred Steinke
Nicole Arbour
as Regina Manitoba
Kristin Fairlie
as Veronica Mutt / Stormy Blaze
Diane Gordon
as Mildred Mutt
Alessandro Costantini
as Ari
Cameron Ansell
as Jonas
Aron Tager
as Rabbi Kirshenblat
Stephen R. Hart
as Homeless Man (as Stephen Hart)
Kathryn Haggis
as Greta
George Buza
as Bartender
James Preston Rogers
as Gary - Catatonic inmate
London Angelis
as Charlie - Cowboy kid with bike
George Ghali
as Mr. Kwong - Snack Bar Manager
Flossie McKnight
as The Connection (as Araxi Arslanian)
Scott Anderson
as Lester the Registrar
Jamillah Ross
as Irate Mother
Dominic Cuzzocrea
as Wingo - Junkie
Marcus Yau
as Robert Jr.
Jane Sowerby
as Trashy Cougar
Esquivel
as Kirsitie the Dog
Christina Orjalo
as Girl
Jessica Nichols
as Weather Girl
Simon Ennis
Director
Screenplay
Jonas Pacht
Producer
Michael Dowse
Executive Producer
Ari Lantos
Mark Musselman
Don MacDonald
Original Music Composer
Jonathan Bensimon
Director of Photography
Matt Lyon
Editor
Millie Tom
Casting
Rupert Lazarus
Production Design
Deirdre Hughes
Art Direction
Justin Craig
Set Decoration
Ruth Secord
Costume Design
Robbi O'Quinn
Makeup Artist
Steven Dawley
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Matthew Chan
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Barry Gilmore
Dialogue Editor