"In this one-off half-hour silent film, Benny stars as the title character, a "born loser" who is unlucky in everything - especially love. He fancies a pretty nurse who walks by the park, but ends up with a plainer girl."
Benny Hill
as Eddie
Nicole Shelby
as Kathy
Douglas Hill
as Roger
Jill Easter
as Flo
George Roderick
as Garbage Collector in Park
Tommy Godfrey
as Used Car Salesman
Connie Georges
as Woman Driving Sports Car
Michael Sharvell-Martin
as Man in Park
Paul Barton
as Episodic role
Georgina Boyle
Andrew Cameron
Jean Channon
Ves Delahunt
Iris Everson
Nancy Gabrielle
Walter Goodman
Marilyn Gothard
Richard Halifax
Emmett Hennessy
Daphne Howgate
Tessa Landers
Barbara Lindley
as Nurse
Victor Munt
Terry Nelson
Lilian Padmore
Yvonne Paul
as Clothing Store Window Display Worker
Roy Pearce
Joanna Robbins
Ken Sedd
Derek Shepherd
Tom Sye
Betsy White
Director
Screenplay
John Robins
Producer
Ron Osborne
Director of Photography
Ronnie Aldrich
Music Director
Stuart Hall
Editor