"Charlie Barnett shows you how to succeed in college without trying."
Charlie Barnett
as Actor-Comedian-Educator / Registrar
Richard Belzer
as Man Reading Paper
Joyce Brothers
as Great Books Authority
Andrew Dice Clay
as Tough Kid
Cathy Lee Crosby
as Greatest Hits MC
Deborah Foreman
as Coed / Recruiter
Zsa Zsa Gabor
as 'Star Hungry' Celebrity
Keith Gordon
as Mugger
Finis Henderson III
as Charlie's 'Mother'
Marques Johnson
as Aki Alotadrama
Fiona Lewis
as Operator #2
Cheech Marin
as Elvis Friend & Fan
John Matuszak
as TV Spokesman
Bridget Michele
as Operator #1
Philip Michael Thomas
as Himself
Shadoe Stevens
as L.A. Vice Cop #1 / Spokesperson
Ray Parker, Jr.
as L.A. Vice Cop #2
Laurie Frank
Director
