"A bungling burglar, determined to go down in the annals of crime as a genius, steals a ship in New York in order to rob a bank in Boston."
Robert Wagner
as Gilbert Barrows
Dolores Hart
as Elinor Harrison
Ernie Kovacs
as Bugsy G. Foglemeyer aka The Captain
Frankie Avalon
as Ens. Rodney J. Foglemeyer
Frank Gorshin
as George M. Wilson
Harvey Lembeck
as Nickels
Sid Tomack
as Sammy
Guy Raymond
as Helmut
Buck Kartalian
as Finster
Wilton Graff
as Simon J. Harrison
Marjorie Bennett
as Mrs. Chowder
Carolyn Jones
as Virginia
Jesse White
as McDonald
Hal Taggart
as Pilgrim at Turkey Giveaway
Hope Sansberry
as Biddy
Howard Wendell
as Mr. Caldingham (uncredited)
as Pilgrim at Turkey Giveaway (uncredited)
Tom Symonds
as Second Man (uncredited)
Robert Stevenson
as Coast Guard Officer (uncredited)
Cosmo Sardo
as Man in Bank (uncredited)
as Biddy (uncredited)
Bru Mysak
as Newsboy (uncredited)
Terry Huntingdon
as Young Lady Pilgrim (uncredited)
Graeme Ferguson
as First Man (uncredited)
Irving Brecher
Director
Ruth Brooks Flippen
Writer
Bruce Geller
Nathaniel Benchley