"Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy."
Eric Idle
as Alan Smithee
Ryan O'Neal
as James Edmunds
Coolio
as Dion Brothers
Chuck D
as Leon Brothers
Sylvester Stallone
as Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
as Whoopi Goldberg
Jackie Chan
as Jackie Chan
Richard Jeni
as Jerry Glover
Leslie Stefanson
as Michelle Rafferty
Sandra Bernhard
as Ann Glover
Cherie Lunghi
as Myrna Smithee
Harvey Weinstein
as Sam Rizzo
Gavin Palone
as Gary Samuels
MC Lyte
as Sister II Lumumba
Gabriel Casseus
as O.B. Ka-Nobee
Marcello Thedford
as Stagger Lee
Nicole Nagel
as Aloe Vera
Stephen Tobolowsky
as Bill Bardo
Erik King
as Wayne Jackson
Jim Piddock
as Attendant #1
Naomi Campbell
as Attendant #2
Marianne Muellerleile
as Sheila Kaslin
Suli McCullough
as S.L.A.
Dina Spybey-Waters
as Allessandra
Elaine Kagan
as Thelma Ginsky
Robert Littman
as Cousin Andrew
Douglas Walker
as Photographer
Robin Ayers
as Bonnie
Robin Dugger
as Clyde
Leslie Segar
as Big Lez
Duane Davis
as Black Policeman
Hideo Kimura
as Japanese Businessman
Earl Kim Shiroma
Jesse Rambis
as Laker Fan
Christopher Kelley
as British Bartender
Robert Evans
as Robert Evans
Joe Eszterhas
as Joe Eszterhas
Robert Shapiro
as Self
Linnell Shapiro
Naomi Eszterhas
Larry King
Grant Shapiro
Peter Bart
Brent Shapiro
Dominick Dunne
Shane Black
Billy Bob Thornton
Jeremy Baka
Billy Barty
Mario Machado
Victor Drai
Lisa Canning
Stanley Ralph Ross
Gary Franklin
Alan Smith
John Corcoran
Norman Jewison
as Self (uncredited)
Alan Smithee
Director
Writer
Arthur Hiller
Gary G-Wiz
Original Music Composer
Laura Bauer
Costume Designer
L. James Langlois
Editor
David L. Snyder
Production Designer
Reynaldo Villalobos
Director of Photography
Michael R. Sloan
Associate Producer
Fred C. Caruso
Co-Producer
Andrew G. Vajna
Executive Producer
Ben Myron
Producer
Unit Production Manager
Robert Rothbard
Newt Arnold
First Assistant Director
Robin R. Oliver
Second Assistant Director
Mark De Alessandro
Stunt Coordinator
Melanie J. Baker
Art Direction
Claudette Didul
Set Decoration
John P. Goldsmith
Set Designer
Kate Amer
Production Coordinator
Dennis Griesmer
Assistant Production Coordinator
Cristin L. Cornett
Jeanne Byrd
Script Supervisor
Jay Guerra
Second Second Assistant Director
Scott Inbody
Assistant Editor
Ashlee Peterson
Key Makeup Artist
Deborah Ann Piper
Key Hair Stylist
Canny Langer
Hairstylist
Heather Priest
Assistant Costume Designer
Julie Glick
Costume Supervisor
Ann Foley
Key Costumer
Nancy Foy
Casting
Production Design