Riven

Lexi Belle

as Cornhole Richie

Katie Morgan

as Katherine Hymen

Eva Angelina

as Hot Chick #3

Jada Fire

as Cumdoleezza Rice

Aurora Snow

as Hairless Hilton

Hillary Scott

as The Holesen twins

Dru Berrymore

as Dumi Moore

Penny Flame

as Lindsay Blowhan

Mikayla Mendez

as Hot Chick #2

Vanessa Lane

as Hot Chick #1

Kaiya Lynn

as Sandra Ho

Ginger Lea

as Vicky Orson / Ginger

Kelly Broox

as Phoebe Sue Orson / Kelly

Evan Stone

as Evan

Steven St. Croix

as Randy Orson / Willy / Steven

Ron Jeremy

as Ron

Herschel Savage

as George W. Bush

Dick Nasty

as Dick Cheney

Nick Manning

as Gashton Cootcher

Marcos Leon

as Wilmer Balled-yer-mama

Trent Soluri

as Trent Orson / Scroatie

Mikey Butders

as Butders

Kris Roc

as Breaston Burke

Johnny Lightning

as Guest director