"Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge."
Jimmy Durante
as Homer "Jeeper" Smith
Phil Silvers
as Brewster "Breezy" Jones
Jane Wyman
as Bliss Dobson
Regis Toomey
as Captain Joe Radcliffe
Donald MacBride
as Colonel Dobson
Joe Sawyer
as Sergeant Madden
Clarence Kolb
as General Winthrop
Paul Harvey
as General Philpot
George Meeker
as Captain Austin
Paul Stanton
as Lt. Colonel Rogers
William Haade
as Sergeant Thorpe
John Maxwell
as Army Doctor
Etta McDaniel
as Della
Kay Aldridge
as Navy Blues Sextette Member
Peggy Diggins
Marguerite Chapman
Georgia Carroll
Alix Talton
Leslie Brooks
Matty Malneck
as Matty Malneck and his Orchestra
Gig Young
as Soldier
Anthony Caruso
as Joe, the Apache Dancer
Olin Howland
as Farmer
Fern Emmett
as Farmer's Wife
Lewis Seiler
Director
Paul Gerard Smith
Screenplay
George Beatty
Willard Van Enger
Special Effects
Stanley Jones
Sound
Jack Voglin
Technical Advisor
Stanley Fleischer
Art Direction
Perc Westmore
Makeup Artist
Arthur L. Todd
Director of Photography
Frank Magee
Editor
Edwin B. DuPar
Howard Jackson
Original Music Composer
Benjamin Stoloff
Associate Producer
